RNC Madness

What the fuck is wrong with Republicans?

I'm watching the RNC, and I'm just appalled.

Just.......disgusted.

Rudy Gulianni is a moron.   Really.  I used to have an ex-father-in-law a lot like him.  Do or say anything to serve himself.   He is simply a pig.  He is spouting a sewer of you-are-just-like-me jokes that are getting a lot of laughs from a lot of folks just as screwed up as he is.  Damn, he can hardly put a complete thought together.   He's just linking together talking points fed to him by the Rovians, and then laughing at his own self-perceived genius.

The people in the audience are chanting "Drill, Baby, Drill".  

Really?

When will these fucks realize they are just....plain...wrong.

Know what?  Not gonna get all bent up over this.  If you've read this far, you already agree with me, and understand what I'm saying.

John McCain's wife is holding his VP's DS child.  I wonder how that kid, challenged like he is, will feel growing up in the company of nannies.  Or better yet, the first time he "challenges" Mom in public, and that cute little retarded baby ain't so cute anymore.  

God, I hate Guilliani.  What a tool.

They got a big feed behind Guilliani now of NYC.  Just in case we forgot who he is.   I haven't forgotten how he fucked up so badly.  911 hero my ass, Rudy.  Lots of those police/firefighters wouldn't have died if you'd of had their radios up and running properly.

Waiting for Sarah Palin to get onstage and make a fool out of herself.  I wonder how much of her speech she actually wrote.  I would be REALLY surprised at 10%.

RUDY:  "How dare they question how much time Sarah will be able to spend with her children."

Response:  Well, she obviously wasn't watching her 17 year old daughter when she was getting knocked up.  How well is her DS baby gonna do.  You know, Rudy, that she's still breastfeeding?  I'm afraid the kid will starve to death, personally.

Sarah is being introduced now.  Wearing Silver/light grey and pearls.  Hair is a little more "down".  Somebody told her to look less severe.  It will help her base.  She kinda looks like she should be bitching at a skycap for dropping her makeup bag.

First words:

"I will be honored to accept your nomination for Vice President of the United States."

Jeesus, she got lucky.  I think everybody else who was qualified had too much in bad press/skeletons in their closets.  

Oddly, she gives all her thanks for her nomination to men.  Funny that.

Slideshow of DC monuments in background.  Really?

She's trying so hard to be tough.  Let's say, for a second, that she's not acting.  Then, she's just frigging crazy.  Any person appearing that "driven" because they truly are, are usually sitting on top of a belltower with a rifle.

Where is her daugher's-baby's-daddy?  Not seeing Levi anywhere.  Probably a democrat.

So, one kid who's breastfeeding and DS, one who's knocked up, one who's off to war (apparently), Names of a few are Bristol, Willow, and Piper.  WTF kind of names are that?  Baby is named Trig.  Guess "Geometry" was too long to get on the birth certificate.

Curious as to what Sarah has to say to mothers all over the US who can't afford healthcare for their challenged kids?  Tough luck?  No, she says you will have an "Advocate" in Washington.  I bet they wish they had a single-payer healthcare system.

Husband Todd.  What the hell is a snowmachine, anyway?  He needs a shave.  Maybe he's trying to look rugged.  

Sarah just did that little "head bop" I've noticed a couple of times now.  I think it will start to piss me off.  Reminds me of cheerleaders who used to demand more "school spirit" from us.  Kinda like a ferret moves.

Now, can anybody explain to me what the fuck a "hockey mom" is?  I'm assuming it's like a soccer mom.  But, she just compared them to pit bulls, so I'm apparently wrong somewhere.  

HOLY FUCK SHE WAS ON THE PTA!!!   Well, glory be.

MAYOR OF A TOWN OF 5000?  Well, that obviously prepares her for ruling the free world.

Now, Sarah is bashing community organizers.  I wonder how all the community organizers who are out knocking on doors for McCain feel about that. 

Cindy McCain is in a really ugly green dress.  But at least she's smiling.  I wonder how her wrist/arm really got broken?  John does have a temper....

Republicans sure like to boo things a lot.

Wait, she's giving us a NEWS FLASH!!!!...

Oh.... she's going to DC to serve the people of this country.  Well, I hope somebody is.  Hardly a news-flashy item, though.

My mom sure likes Sarah a lot.  Though, she doesn't know why.  No reason, except she's a republican.  That's enough for her.  

Jesus, they are mad, mad, mad at people who don't agree with them.  Maybe that is the difference between (Mt. Rushmore in the background, now...?....) Republicans and normal people.  Normal people understand that is our differences that make us individuals.   

Sarah is delivering some very unfunny one-liners.  Her kids look bored.  Maybe they're stoned.  Alaska is pretty liberal with the weed.  Sarah admits to smoking pot when it was legal in Alaska.  Now, that it's not legal, apparently it's "wrong" again.  Ever meet anybody who smoked pot just because it was legal?  Neither have I.

She nods a lot.  Like she's constantly agreeing with herself.  She also keeps reading the monitor.  I hate people who read monitors.  Watch Obama speak.  Just uses the monitors when he gets hung-up.  The way you are supposed to use prompts.  Being read to is kind of insulting.  Really.

She has no answers of her own.  All of her statements are DIRECTLY on the party's hardline.  There is no originality with this lady.  

Another Moron.  Where do they find these folks?

I can't watch anymore.  I....just.....can't.